just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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