Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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