I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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