Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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