too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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