How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
