so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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