Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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