North Korea, Best Korea!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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