is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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