But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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