That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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