ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I think your dad took our porno
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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