she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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