i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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