I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I looked at my own cervix.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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