Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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