idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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