But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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