Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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