if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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