Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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