You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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