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2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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