what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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