I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I got her a Nickelback box set.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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