STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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