I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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