just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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