Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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