Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
You left your phone here
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