Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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