and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
