I want to walk on stilts...naked
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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