Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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