She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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