i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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