We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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