My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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