And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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