Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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