Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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