I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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