? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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