everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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