belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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