Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just found puke in my bra..
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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