dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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