Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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