that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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