you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we're making bets on your personal life
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Hippo gnu deer
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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