He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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