so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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