It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
