i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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