Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
