she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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