David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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